If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.
Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?
You're as good as the best thing you've ever done.
Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.