Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

Don't be silly and don't waste your time.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

When I started out in 1960, I thought it might possibly last a couple of years. I never expected it to last 42. I take great satisfaction in that longevity.

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.