Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

I've been a very lucky actor.

You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.