Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

Funny is funny is funny.

I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.