Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

The reason I'm a psychologist is based in part on my telephone routines. Much of my humor comes out of reaction to what other people are saying. A psychologist is a man who listens, who is sympathetic.

Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.