I gave up accounting. I went in for about six months writing ad copy. I was fired from that, and then another guy and I did a kind of poor man's Bob and Ray kind of syndicated radio show. Then I decided to stick it out and see what happened. I'd give it a year, a year became two years, and then two years became three years, and then along came the record album.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.