I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.