A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.