I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!