Money talks — but credit has an echo.
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!