My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.