The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.