I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!