When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.