Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.