Bobby Heenan Quotes

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.