Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.