There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.