There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.