Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.