There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

This guy makes coffee nervous.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".