Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There might be!

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.

I've always wanted to be a writer. Always been very creative. I always laughed at things that the rest of my family would sort of get angry, like not understand.

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.