Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

Some people think that it [Brexit] is the end of the world. It's not. On the contrary, it's a massive opportunity for this country.

It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.

Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.