I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do.