Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?