I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet or a post or something that's not going to be ideal, and because of that, you can't really throw stones too hard at the people that do, because if we examined your life in every way, shape, or form, went through every single post with a fine-toothed comb and under that microscope, would it come out all sunshine and lollipops?

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.