That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.

There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.