I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.