Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.
Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.