That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.
If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.