For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.