Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.