They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.