I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.