If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.