If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.