Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.