Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.