Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.

Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.