If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.
We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.