Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.
Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.
We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.
As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.