As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.