I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised me, I was like Mom did you read this?
Brian ReganDon't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say?
Brian ReganDo people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks!
Brian ReganIf you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.
Brian Regan