I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you.
Brian ReganIf reading makes you smart then how come when you read a book they have to put the title of the book on the top of every single page? Does anyone get halfway through a book, What the hell am I reading?
Brian ReganA formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.
Brian ReganDo people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks!
Brian Regan