It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

I have no plans to rock myself to sleep in my bath chair yet.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.

People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.