Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.

Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.

Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.