I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.