Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.