Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.