Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.
You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.
He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.
I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)