Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

Respect all. Fear none.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.