Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

Respect all. Fear none.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.