He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.