The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.