The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Respect all. Fear none.