Rogers sees daylight. Campbell makes daylight.

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.