I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Our family really didn't have a car; we had my dad's police cruiser. Later he got a Buick, and that's what I was driving when I had a wreck. I'm lucky it was as big and strong as it was, because that Buick is what saved my life.

I regret that I do not have the dignity of Ricardo Montalban, the class of Dean Martin, or the humor of Bill Cosby. I do have the heart of a lion.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

I'm really much more like Phil Potter from [the 1979 film] Starting Over. People do think I'm the Bandit [from Smokey and the Bandit ], and I'm a lot more serious than that.

There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".