The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.
I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.
There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".
Trans Am sales went up 70 percent after Smokey and the Bandit, and I was promised a free car every year for life by the Pontiac president.