Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.
The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.
Trans Am sales went up 70 percent after Smokey and the Bandit, and I was promised a free car every year for life by the Pontiac president.