When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to turn left at the couch. There's no appreciation of actors and no sense of history.