I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

If I want to be up for an Academy Award, I'm either going to have to play a tour de force of some kind or have a tracheotomy just before the nominations.

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.

I love Stroker Ace. I love the whole team. Jim Nabors really stole the show, and Ned Beatty, well I've made more of my movies with Ned Beatty than anybody else.

Friends come in herds and they leave in herds. Hollywood loves an adventure, but you have to hit bottom. Then they love to save you and be a part of it. Or think they're a part of it.