I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

The more the art dominated my life and my house, the more the house became a home.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

All you really have in the end are your stories.