Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
You get to a certain age, where you know you can't go over the wall, but I'll never get to the age where I can't go through it.
Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.
You're not a man until your father says you're a man.
Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night and pull the spark-plug wires.