You're not a man until your father says you're a man.
I had an Indian Scout motorcycle during high school, but I never could take it to school. My dad would sneak out at night and pull the spark-plug wires.
The more the art dominated my life and my house, the more the house became a home.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
Trans Am sales went up 70 percent after Smokey and the Bandit, and I was promised a free car every year for life by the Pontiac president.