If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.