All of the younger actors keep coming up to me and asking me where all of the land mines are because they know I've stepped on them all.

I regret that I do not have the dignity of Ricardo Montalban, the class of Dean Martin, or the humor of Bill Cosby. I do have the heart of a lion.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

Friends come in herds and they leave in herds. Hollywood loves an adventure, but you have to hit bottom. Then they love to save you and be a part of it. Or think they're a part of it.

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to turn left at the couch. There's no appreciation of actors and no sense of history.