I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
The more the art dominated my life and my house, the more the house became a home.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
Trans Am sales went up 70 percent after Smokey and the Bandit, and I was promised a free car every year for life by the Pontiac president.
There are three stages of an actor's career. Young, old, and "You look good".
Goldie [Hawn] is one of the sharpest ladies I've ever worked with. She doesn't miss a thing. She's my greatest audience. She laughs at all my stories and in the right places, too.