The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!

A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

Women are my drugs and alcohol. When I'm involved with one woman, I'm involved with one woman. Period. But between romances, I am carnivorous.

In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

Friends come in herds and they leave in herds. Hollywood loves an adventure, but you have to hit bottom. Then they love to save you and be a part of it. Or think they're a part of it.

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.